...what did you say??...

Another friday.No workie, no cashie.You know what bugs me? Pasty faced fat chicks with attitude.They act like the world revolves around them, then become offended when you react, like they haven't treated you like crap, when they have...because they're special.
People who ...salesman specifically, who say,"this is a must have".I reply,"you got one?", to which they look to the floor and tell you what they prefer, which isn't what they're trying to send you home with.Any usage of the phrase,"...hey, I've got black friends, but...", makes me want to drive a steel rake into this persons head.Old dumb asses who say,"that stock market..i don't want nothing to do with that goddamn stock market...".Where do you think your savings is invested wad?Get a clue.Drunk guys who wanna try me out(short,red headed loud guys who think they can fight shitfaced).Drunk guys who kick my ass even though they're drunk (never happened, but it would suck).People who say," if we didn't invade Europe, we would all be speaking German now..", shut up you don't know crap about ww2 tactics.Any person(s) who cant figure out what the funny arrows pointing left or right mean at the end of streets and at traffic lights, or a flashing friggin yellow light.That one really drives me wacko.Some dork pulls up to a flashing yellow while you roll up on the stop sign or red signal, then this guy stops in front of you and waves you on.You wait, because you HAVE to stop, and this dink stays right there.Then someone pulls up to the red across from you and the dork in the middle of the road is now frantically waving you both through in front of yellow flasher guy.That REALLY gets me.No signal, multiple lane changers rolling to a red light, who cut off two or more lanes guy makes me wanna commit crime.I once shouted,"use the F'in signal bitch!!" so loud inside my car (with the windows up) this broad heard it and flew me the bird.Anyone who spends 35 minutes trying to align a car to a gas pump, because they just have to slide in there somehow because there is no way they can wait and follow the flow of cars, makes me angry.

These things make me happy, and want to give hugs and kisses to even the most talentless rat bastard.Finding a $20 bill anywhere.Someone who rolls up to a red light and actually stops to let you in AHEAD of them, you rock mister.Anyone who sees you drop a $20 bill and picks it up and runs after you saying,"hey this is yours!!".Free car washes by teenage church girls in fringed jean shorts and charity 10k shirts.3am runs to anywhere for doughnuts or fast food.Nothing says "comfort me" like a bacon cheeseburger at 3 am.Finally getting a rare, out of print book you have been looking for for years.Tailgates at MSU while the sun shines and the breeze blows.Watching the Detroit Lions stink up the joint.Well, not WATCH.That's a waste of time, you know whats going to happen.Main reason I'm a Green Bay fan from baptism.Eccentric, artistic 50 something people who like to discuss the order of the universe, and show you the "grow lights" they recently obtained.Home cooked food.A friend asked me once, "if your going to die, and you were served a last meal, what would it be?".Without hesitation, i replied "a medium rare grilled steak, fried potatoes, corn on the cob,sweet vinegar cucumbers and onions, chocolate mousse and unsweetened iced tea".That makes me happy, and full.Local fairs/festivals and celebrations make me happy.Locals in their element,smiling and laughing.That makes me happy.A really fast car with a throaty exhaust tone makes me happy.A E55 amg Mercedes-Benz would make me REALLY happy.Honest, caring, AVERAGE folks make me happy.Average people like these are the heroes of battle fields, nurses and doctors who hold your hand while they break bad news,people who cry tears of joy when YOUR kids are born, drop what they are doing to rescue a small cat/dog in distress, and anyone who does something because its "the right thing to do".They make me happy.Respect for my struggles , even when you have had a harder life, makes me happy.That first tee shot after surgery and 6 months of rehab from a broken wrist.That made me happy.Bowling a 1058 pin / 4 game series made me unbearable.The game that was thrown out was a paltry 218.That reminds me of playing one on one at Godfreys b-ball court and running off 14 straight games.I'll bet I shot 75% from the arc that night.I had my Phoenix Suns/Charles Barkley jersey and shorts on that night.The guys waiting to play started getting pissed at one another because no one could touch me.That was great.Walking at the Relay for Life made me happy.Anything that lifts people from the sadness of the big C makes me happy.
Have a great weekend my friends,Ive got air conditioners and deck furniture to take care of.
be nice to someone who needs it.....