Heres your 15 minetes of Fame fat ass.

What do you do when life deals you a bad hand. Like the poor schmuck pictured here. This fat , lonely, outta-work type guy attended a Phillies, yes the Phillies, game and got drunk. Then he got unruly. Then in a sheer stroke of genius, he put his fingers down his throat to force himself to vomit on a little girl. The father of the girl is a fit POLICE CAPTAIN with the Easton Pennsylvania Police Department. Not only did this guy fork over the money to see the Phillies and Nationals play, but endured foul language, being spit on, having beer poured on him and his daughters AND being vomited on. This disgusting 21 year old piece of crap that perpetrated this assault got removed from the park AND got that lovely big black eye for his efforts. Well done fat boy, well done. You traumatized a small child, forced yourself to projectile puke in public AND got your ass kicked. Nice one douche bag. Please , lets all take up a collection so we can send this fat ass to Fantastic Sams for a haircut and then lets slit his pupils and push him into traffic.

One more time...

Well Spartans and countrymen, here we are in another Final Four situation. It feels great, but a bit different from last year. With the close games and 1 point victories, it seems as though we struggle. In reality, its been more of a number of players elevating their game(s) for the task at hand. Nix has started the last 4 or 5 games, and puts in quality minutes early, but doesn't seem to enter the game much after that. Summers has EXPLODED in the tournament. Even if he has an off game against Butler, my inner wiggly place says that someone will show up and fill the void. Sherman is developing just fine and the long term effects of Draymond Green are showing up in team chemistry and the improved passing abilities that the team has demonstrated as of late. With Tennessee running of 5-5 shooting from three, they very easily could have put us away early if my team doesn't respond. My team responded and played basket for basket and never really got in jeopardy versus the Vols. Naturally, a 1 point victory doesn't mean we couldn't lose the game, but if you were watching it, you just had a feeling that we had them right where we wanted them. The only Big Ten Champion left in the tournament. Feels good to say that. I REALLY wanted another shot at O H I O . That was not to be. Kudos to the Bucks for a great year and a share of another league title. Glorious bastards. Purdue REALLY needed Hummel, but did a heroic job in the tournament. Over all I'm pleased with this years campaign, and I think we can make a return to the FINAL. Butler has the tools to end it, and a home crowd to boot, but we played in front of 35000 or so Louisville fans last year against a team NO ONE except the GREEN AND WHITE give us a chance to beat. The Ville went down in flames, just like Kansas, just like Connecticut. The hours count down Spartans. Gather shield and spear, the battle awaits us. G O G R E E N ! ! !

What next.....

To the loyal readers. Sorry for the absentee, FLICKR has captured my mind and is holding it captive. To GLEN WINSTON AND ROD JENRETTE.....you guys are stupid. You have sullied our reputation and you are an embarrassment to your team, your school, your family AND your RACE. Just brothas doin what brothas do right? You make me sick, and falling right in line behind? 8 more god damn players. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN FROM THE SUCCESS OF OTHERS, WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MAN AND A SUCCESS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. WHEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS, YOUR A GOD DAMN T-SHIRT OR MOVIE OF THE WEEK AT BEST.IF YOU WIN GAMES AND CARRY YOURSELF WITH DIGNITY AND SELF CONTROL YOU WILL BE PRAISED ALMOST FOREVER! Im so disgusted I could puke. As a DIE HARD Spartan, I invest money, time and emotion I cant ever get back to see MY team win. I can never get these things back, but I offer them willingly. Jeezus christ, what next? HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO MIRED IN MEDIOCRITY? .................

12 months of the Flying Middle Finger!

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26-20 ot.

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!st back to back victories since 1967

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Notre Damage

Tomorrow marks another meeting between MSU and Notre Dame. Dating back to thee days when MSU was fighting UM to get into the Big Ten, there was Notre Dame, playing MSU and loaning it the exposure it needed to get past the wolverines and their efforts to keep MSU out of the 10. It didnt work douche bags. We're in and we're gonna muck everything up, count on it. All was fine until Ara "king of the douche bags" Parmesian played for a tie game. Puss. Anyway, CHarlie Weiss wants his boys to know that MSU has won about 136 in a row at South Bend, second only to USC. I hate them. USC. I long for the day when they suffer and writhe in losses and mediocrity. The leatherish skin on Pete Carrolls face tells me that skin cancer might fix our USC problem sooner than later.Charlie wEISS says there is plenty of evidence that MSU has no problem runnin' up in them guts at South Bend.He's right.It still doesnt mean we will win. I think my team has some discipline and youth problems to work out. A sense of identity, what ever that f'in means. I think the coaching staff is going to have to make adjustments DURING the freakin game. They didnt against CMU, and with a VERY questionable late SIDELINE B.S, juggling the ball TD, CMU gets the chance they need to upset us and voila'....I give MSU a 50/50 chance tomorrow. I dont think ND should be favored, but Vegas does. I want to disappoint them, REALLY bad.Toledo and OSU will be closer than anyone thinks it will be. I bet its less than 9 points, I dont know what the line is. Colorado stinks, and Toldeo put 54 or something like that on 'em.Charlie Weiss . That guy said after the flag incident, "we will never lose another game to Michigan State on my watch." That was 3 losses ago.Im worried about the offense. The defense will come around and be ready to play, assuming we dont have MORE injured guys, or get something out of the ones "good enough" to play on.Its late ,and my whole week sucked, so I'll end this with a picture of me at my raunchy best at the Montana State tailgate, about to be served an upside down margarita by my best friend Jamie( dont ask me why his hand is on my head),as I explain the wonderous world of hot, girl on girl action. Good luck Spartans, and GO BIG TEN!

Spartans find a way......CMU 29, MSU 27

Well, the Central Michigan Chippewas did a number on my boys. The Spartan defense failed to put any pressure on LeFevour late in the game , and our secondary allowed 400 bizillion yards or something like that. I really felt that as long as the chips defense was out there, they would surley buckle, but I think conservative play calling and PENALTIES not only gave the chips A LOT of extra chances to complete plays and make first downs , they also prevented us from extending drives. If there was a game to make mistakes and such, coachable stuff that can be eliminated or improved, thsi was an example of it. I have to say, even AFTER review, I think the last TD by CMU was bunk. I dont htink the guy was ever in bounds when he caught the pass. Obviously the officials felt differently,but the BTN broadcast caught an angle that sure looked like CMU's receiver was out of bounds. Different game if that call goes the other way. It doesnt take away from the fact that MSU needed to put LeFevour on his butt a whole lot more.I dont think the defensive strategy was up to par really. I didnt see any blitz packages that I felt were going to be effective against CMU. We didnt attack the weakness, and really I didnt see any change of plans at the half way mark. Im not on suicide watch, or condemning the staff or players.It was a disappointment against a school with a pretty good team. How CMU managed to lose to Arizona, I will chalk up to jet lag or something, because Im confident, we could blow away Arizona. Anyway, the coaching staff has their hands full with this weeks opponent, the dreaded Notre Dame. This is rival number two of two. Notre Dame looked pretty good against UM this week in a shoot out that scored the most points out of ALL the games between the Wolverinoes and the Irish douche squad. I thought Nicholl looked really good,and Cousins did ok. We need to find some running game, and it doesnt start with sweep left, sweep right bullcrap like I saw on Saturday. We need to run up the guts and off tackles MUCH MORE.Pull em into the middle then let the horses run up the sidelines to catch passes. the tightends looked great and a game ball to BJ Cunningham for making some great catches.

On a another note, KUDOS to Ohio State. Although they should have won by a large margin, I thought they made a good showing anyway. I saw lots of Bucks scrap it out with abandon for all safety, and you have to credit the crowd at the Shoe for leaving it all there, and firing every shot in the gun. Thad Gibson is a stud, and I want him. We will make plans to kidnap him for MSU fiendish plans. Pete Carrol is a lucky douche, and USC will NOT be Nat.Champ. The freshman QB for USC should thank his lucky stars hes been groomed for the job, because anyone else would have fallen apart Saturday under the scrutiny of the OSU home crowd. I only wish we could have that kind of energy every game at MSU. I do my part, and the crowd follows L.O.S.T's examples, but it doesnt start until we get there. Well, back to drawing board for MSU.

This is a test........

Do not adjust your monitor, this is only a test. A test of the emergency "you got your ass whupped" signal. If you had in fact got whupped, important instructions would follow.

Thats right Spartans, Montana State put up token Resistance Saturday to a Spartan offense that put up field goals, made touchdowns and executed pretty good. Caulton Ray looked like some game experience would be a very positive thing for him, because he showed glimpses of the punisher he could be. The offensive and defensive lines did an adequate job all around. During the 4 th quarter, both lines looked a little gassed at times, but maybe its my imagination. 44-3 was the final score. White had a TD and got popped in the back of the helmet.A Little slow getting up on that hit, but he looked to shake it off relatively quick. I thought that the teams overall effort stayed at a high level for MOST of the game. I dont think anyone took his foot of the gas and coasted any. I hope not, but if so, I really hope Coach D drives that out of all the players.Both Cousins AND Nicholl looked good. I like the two headed giant quarterback idea. Damn shame that Bradford guy in BOOMER SOONER land got dumped on his shoulder. UM sent out a D lineman clubber type loser to do that to Drew Stanton after we amassed a 16 point lead or something like that about 5 years ago. Ancient history, but it looked exactly the same. Oklahomo should be worried if Bradford doesnt get back in there right away. Colt Mcoy is frothing at the bit right now. Probably not, but lets just say he is. All the team sin the 10 won this weekend, except ILLINOIS. Those losers were fighting amongst themselves on world wide TV practically, whilst they were hearing the test signal I was telling you about in the opening.Missouri spanked em. The Buckeyes almost fell into the soup, but once again, the defense rides to the rescue and seals the deal for OSU. They better find an offense and quick if they plan to avoid getting abused by The University of Spoiled Children.Northwestern exploded and so did PennState( whoa....shocker). Minnesota won in OT against 'Cuse and Iowa looked an awful lot like I was imagining ( Paki Omeara should NOT carry the ball). Indiana outlasted EKU 19-13......its gonnabe a long season for IU. Hope Labor Day was just nifty as hell for everyone, VICTORY FOR MSU.Next challenge-Central Michigan.