Heres your 15 minetes of Fame fat ass.

What do you do when life deals you a bad hand. Like the poor schmuck pictured here. This fat , lonely, outta-work type guy attended a Phillies, yes the Phillies, game and got drunk. Then he got unruly. Then in a sheer stroke of genius, he put his fingers down his throat to force himself to vomit on a little girl. The father of the girl is a fit POLICE CAPTAIN with the Easton Pennsylvania Police Department. Not only did this guy fork over the money to see the Phillies and Nationals play, but endured foul language, being spit on, having beer poured on him and his daughters AND being vomited on. This disgusting 21 year old piece of crap that perpetrated this assault got removed from the park AND got that lovely big black eye for his efforts. Well done fat boy, well done. You traumatized a small child, forced yourself to projectile puke in public AND got your ass kicked. Nice one douche bag. Please , lets all take up a collection so we can send this fat ass to Fantastic Sams for a haircut and then lets slit his pupils and push him into traffic.