Playstation Prophets

This is by far the biggest stretch I have encountered yet, but here goes.

My bestest friend Georgie,hard core MSU,and the only Michigan fan I will ever respect, besides my wifes entire family, Dave ( whom I shall attack in blog form later), have been replaying a abundance of Top 20 college football matchups using the latest NCAA football game.This includes all the MSU and UM games played this year.They are about evenly matched players I suppose, and drinking definitely has been a factor.The results have been stunning, to say the least.

These two playstation prophets have accurately predicted the outcome of every game before its played at a staggering 90+ % clip.Texas vs Oklahomo, the UM loss to Toledo, the meteoric rise of Texas Tech,Ohio States loss to PennState, Iowa failing at MSU, the works. Each week its like having a sneak peak into Saturdays events. The results are in for the seasons end.

MSU defeats Penn State on the road, and UM upsets OSU.No, you say? The PS3 prophets say different and have the record to back it up.The scoring has even been similar.

Now, back to reality.I dont think UM is going to beat OSU.No way, no how.I dont care if first year UM coaches are 11-1-1 vs OSU.This UM coach is not the same caliber as these other boobs and this OSU team is WAY solid on defense.UM might not score.MSU however, is riding the crest of a banner year for Coach D and the Spartans, and have defeated virtually the same PSU team from a year ago in what I have phrased as the Orgasmarama at Spartan Stadium 2007.

The party starts at high noon for the"Game", and shall be capped off by the rumble at the Beave.Probably Joe Paterno's last game as head coach of PSU.Mainstays such as Joe Paterno and Purdues Joe Tiller have brought many great moments to our Big Ten and should Joe Pa call it quits, cheers to you and thanks for the memories.

Burn the ships Spartans! There is only one way home for our kind, VICTORY.Let the Lions feel our steel and taste the bitterness of capitulation at the tip of a warriors spear.