Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th and at noon, MSU takes on Minnesota.We dominated the 'Phers on two occasions this year so I fully expect an outright massacre at Conseco.

True, I was wrong and I expected the Cats of Northwestern to take out the 'Phers, but true to form NW got the memo titled, " You guys still suck and dont bother showing up."Not only did they get it, they took it to heart.I dont like Carmody that much and I REALLY dont like Coble, so its no biggie.I hope that Minnesota represents a speed bump on our way to Conflicto Grande.

UM smashed its way to a match up with the Pennstate/Purdue winner and also secured its 20th win of this years campaign by humiliating Iowa.Deshawn Sims was responsible for 14 of UM's first 14 points and basically single handed bitch slapped the Hawks.As I anticipated, Iowa was taken off the morphine drip and allowed to fade away, not so gently.RIP Hawks, see you next year.UM goes on to face Illinois, and with the Frazier incident, I feel UM will defeat the Illini, thereby granting thier wish.A trip to the Big Dance.

Wisco and OSU square off tomorow with the winner getting the rare privilidge of facing the MSU/Minnesota winner.Wisconsins magic has come to an end and I maintain the Bucks will take them out, contrary to popular belief.OSU has got the edge in the attitude department I feel, and thats enough to overcome Wisco.We will see.If OSU makes a liar out of me, I will freely and wantonly urinate in Columbus at my first opportunity.And I will abscond with the Buckeye mascot uniform and sell it to the Taliban for use as a sexual device for camel insemination.

PennState did the trick and finished the Hoosiers off to set the table for the tournament upset.PennState defeates The Great Satan.You heard it here first.I have no logical reason to say this, I just have a stirring in my groin that says, "..purdue will lose...".Its either that, or the crabs I got from the prostitute I murdered in Bloomington this summer.Just kidding.I dont murder prostitutes, unless you count the merciless beat down I put on their mommy parts as a murder.Just kidding, I dont even like prostitutes.I never paid for it in my life.Except for that one time in college.Doesnt everyone have one of those "i did it one time in college" stories?Just kidding, I lost track how many times I did it in college.
I think on a preliminary basis, I expect UM to play MSU for the Big Ten tournament crown.In this game I see scores of UM fans jumping to their deaths from the rafters of Breslin Student Events Center EAST, formerly known as Crisler Arena.Rich rodriguez will hold a day of mourning, which all students will transfer out of in lieu of actually attending it and all form of living room furniture will be set ablaze in East Lansing as the Big Dance selection committee awards MSU a #1 seed avirtually a one way ticket to the finals and surely a drunken, drug crazed L.O.S.T debacle the likes of which scribes and historians will refer to as "The drunken,drug crazed debacle of 2009".And MSU will be the first 3 time Big 10 tournament champion, a record never to be equalled by any team until a meteorite strikes the earth and ends collegiate sports as we know it to exist.
or not.