Spiral of despair

Interesting is the ranting of market pundits.Recession, depression,slow down,bear market rally,etc,etc,etc.People who made billions in the market in the financial services industry with an astonishing sense of entitlement make me want to puke.Puke the likes the World Beer Pong judges panel would unanimously score perfect 10's.Congress decides to tax AIG retention bonuses at 90%.Nice move.Why not react to knee jerk reactions with more knee jerk reactions followed by the violent spasms of "outrage" congress shows during hearings.Barney Frank pointing his finger is definitely the pot calling the kettle black.Pay for performance is a suitable means of paying a salary bonus.Retention bonus pay is ridiculous.Either you need a job or you dont.How many business school graduates are here in this country that could easily slide right into the cubicle to replace the idiot who quit a job with incredible salary and benefits because the employer wouldnt pay said employee to stay.Retention bonus? Are you FU$#ING kidding me?I need a CEO position.I couldnt swing the axe of termination fast enough to clear out all these scumbags.I have only known one man who ever left a company and returned as a private contractor to perform his job for roughly twice the pay.Very smart dude.A very smart dude they replaced with TWO, not one , but TWO Indian engineers for less than his total compensation package.Luckily for my friend, he knows how to save money, an has retrained for a new career as a vampire.I mean attorney.I mean Vampire attorney.

Wall street sways to and fro and I continue to trade volatility and make my coins here and there, but not today, my streaming quotes software is not working.Its pissing me off.I need a better chair for my desk/computer set up. Its comfortable enough I guess but it makes me sit WAY to upright.How can I improve my middle aged slouch sitting with posture like this?My hunchback is almost completely gone..GREAT.I spend years of marriage letting it all go only to have a straight back and no hope of any free tax payer money for my "to fat to work" disability strategy.Damn it.CNBC needs some leadership.They report financial news good enough I guess, but they need some help with writing.David Faber needs to do more.If I see one more news piece on obesity, I think I'll slip into depression eating.Everyone is so concerned about the cost of obesity to the nation in terms of health care costs.Is it necessary for the money changers/greed mongers to attempt to control every aspect of a persons life?Dont eat,dont smoke,dont discipline your children,dont spend to much, dont save to much,dont drink alcohol,dont smoke pot, dont waste time, dont drive your car,dont waste water,dont have an opinion,and dont express your opinion,dont dissent ethnics,dont have pride,care about the homeless but dont give them anything either(get a job you deadbeats),dont trust the government,dont trust your neighbor,screw the elderly,BUY GADGETS,BUY GADGETS,BUY GADGETS afterall how meaningless would your life be without being able to express every thought you have to the mindless internet and wireless universe at the moment it enters your head?MEANINGLESS AND UN FULFILLING I TELL YOU!!! Could I get a transmitter/receiver implanted directly into my head so I could eliminate the cumbersome little gadgets covering both arms and my waistband thats FAR to wide because I frigging LOVE to cook and LOVE to eat and enjoy the smiles and humms of satisfaction people make when they eat the food I prepare for them?Or maybe a display on my forehead that transmits messages to the public with a built in PC editor so when I get an erection or have a mid day sex/kidnapping fantasy about the person/persons I observe during the common work/life day, they dont actually see the self hating psychopathic shell of a man the society I live in has created?Its impossible to hide erections anyway, so I guess all that's a bad idea.Ohh wonderful, my Immigration Canada News letter just popped into my email box......bummer...they say I dont qualify for a work only VISA.I actually have to live there.I love Toronto, except for that winter thing.Its worse than the upper midwest.Great town though.I want to go back.They dont care if Im semi fit/fat,and most Canadians LOVE my cooking.Have a good day people, and please...be kind to someone else, and then yourself.